Tinder has become the go-to hookup app because it's easy to use and targets hotties in your surrounding neighborhoods. However, some (read: most) of the messages that people send on it are absolutely ridiculous. The Hollywood Gossip has compiled a list of the 21 best (or worst, depending on your perspective) conversations to ever go down on the app. Here are our favorite 10. HILARIOUS!

  • I hope you're cool with telling people we met volunteering at an old folks home.
  • As a future doctor, I'm usually pretty busy but I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this afternoon.
  • Hey! I just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you better, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner involving an expensive $5 bottle of wine and two and a half pizza pockets.
  • Okay so two thoughts just came to mind: 1) Are you as beautiful as you look in your profile pic? 2) Do you like Dino chicken nuggets?
  • Lower your expectations and let's begin.
  • I'd hold your hand in public.
  • If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
  • Damn girl... You make me want to knit both of us matching sweaters.
  • I would swim naked through the Amazon river with steak wrapped around my genitals just to share a candlelit dinner with you over Skype on a dial-up connection.
  • Only 37 kilometers away from being bent over and taken from behind.

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